Ed, a decidedly obtuse extraterrestrial from Alpha Centauri with an actual name that cannot be pronounced by humans, decided that a business on Earth would be a Good Idea. Unfortuantely for Ed, the People of Earth are suspect of those that do not share their likeness and are generally not so keen on the idea of Otherworlders coming and doing business on their planet. Ed had to get creative.

 

His Good Idea needed an Earthling and a basic vehicle to launch it. His Alpha Centuricoin wasn't accepted at any Earth lcoations. His capital was weak.

 

He decided on a food trailer with his likeness on the side - Ed isn't known for his modesty.

He found his Earthlings. Please be patient, they are only Human.